24 Ways to Annoy Zuko

[Tikeira]

24 Ways to Annoy Zuko

Guaranteed to earn you a fireball feast!

1. Call him 'Zukers'.

2. Imitate Azula. Make sure he responds.

3. Ask him to teach you to use lightning.

4. ...When you aren't even a Firebender.

5. Cleverly try to teach him Waterbending. Insist it's to calm his temper.

6. At sundown, constantly panic that it's really an eclipse. Be very childish about it.

7. Throw rocks at his back and insist you're practicing your Earthbending.

8. Set his clothes on fire.

9. ....Tell him he did it in his sleep.

10. Give him matches for his birthday.

11. Get him stuck traveling with Chong (hippie nomad from The Cave of Two Lovers).

12. Pester him for his life story.

13. Give him lice. Tell him the only cure is to ride a wild hog monkey for a week straight.

14. 'Introduce him' to the Unagi.

15. Spike his food with macahoni berries.

16. ....Tell him Toph did it.

17. Get him on a blind date.

18. ....With Azula. Pay her to act like she's actually interested.

19. Get Jun to hunt him down.

20. Repeat everything he says in a ridiculously childish manner.

21. Give him false information on Aang's whereabouts.

22. Ask him to play Airball with you. Use the puppy eyes.

23. Whenever he gets confused, say "What would Iroh do?" in a spooky voice. Hide so he won't spot you when he looks around, then jump out and run around the room like an idiot.

24. Two words: Cactus juice.